Monday , 29 May 2017

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Rant #12:  Finally, the Finale.

Rant #12: Finally, the Finale.

I go away for one week and THIS is what happens? How did we get here?  How did it all go so terribly wrong? To be fair, we didn’t end up in this shitdicament in five days.*  With ...

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Rant #11: A Chorus to Bore Us

Rant #11: A Chorus to Bore Us

Welcome to this week’s kinder more gentle rant as our true queen of rant, JenN had the audacity to go on vacation and I’m just not as bad-ass as she is.  But thankfully JenN has s ...

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Rant #10: GaGa-ya-ya-smash-smash

Rant #10: GaGa-ya-ya-smash-smash

Dawg, Dawg, awg awg aw-awg, Duckface, Duckface fa-ace, Ga Ga ooh la la…WANT YOUR BAD IDOL! Come one, come all, to this freak-show edition of Duckface and the Dawg.  Does anyone el ...

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Rant #9: Edicion del Cinco de Drinko

Rant #9: Edicion del Cinco de Drinko

Edición del Cinco de Drinko Hola!  Bienvenidos a La Cara de Pato y El Perro, Edición del Cinco de Drinko.   Me llamo Juana-ita.  Mi Espanol es horrible, pero no tan horrible como ...

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Rant #8: Cranky Pants & White Pants

Rant #8: Cranky Pants & White Pants

Hello minions!  Welcome to Duckface and the Dawg: A Very Special ‘Screw You Mother Nature!’ edition. It must be Mo-Nat’s time of the month, because she has been one irate bitch la ...

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Rant #7: Crazy Eye, Curses and Cast-Off Catastrophe

Rant #7: Crazy Eye, Curses and Cast-Off Catastrophe

Friends, I’m running out of creative things to say about the 12-inch shit sandwich that is American Idol. But I’ll try anyway.   For you, my legions of fans (legions = seven), I w ...

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Rant #6: Better Late than Beauteeful

Rant #6: Better Late than Beauteeful

I am a douche-canoe with incredibly poor time-management skills.  I am going out of town for a wedding this weekend and, of course, have left all the wedding crapola details until ...

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Rant# 5: Imperfectly perfect.  Or perfectly imperfect.

Rant# 5: Imperfectly perfect. Or perfectly imperfect.

Welcome to this week’s edition of ‘Duckface and The Dawg!’  (Now with footnotes!) First off, let me say what a pleasure it is to see that Steven Tyler is taking fashion advice fro ...

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Rant #4: The Barber Did What?

Rant #4: The Barber Did What?

Another week, another top 11 on American Idol and another Rant by our own JenN.  That save last week was pretty dramatic - and can I just say "Hulk Hogan is my American Idol"... o ...

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Rant #3: It’s Beauteeful, Man

Rant #3: It’s Beauteeful, Man

Ah Thursdays... JenN is back with the continuing adventures of Duckface and The Dawg oh and yeah some J-Lo too.  Enjoy! For the love of sweet petite giraffes, can someone PLEASE g ...

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