You know what really pisses me off?  The Mail Delivery Subsystem.  Who created this?  And why did they think the emails kicked out by this thing are in anyway helpful?

Screen Shot 2014-03-22 at 10.30.20 AMYou know the ones I mean.  The long, rambling, ridiculous emails that contain loads of numbers and letters that I think may actually form a coherent message for an alien, but certainly not for me.

The only part that is helpful to me is usually in the first sentence.  “Your message to Joe Whoever did not go through.”  Oh and maybe sentence two – here’s the reason – “that is not a valid email address”.  The rest is utterly unintelligible.

And then there’s the number of times you get the SAME email.  (Yes, I’m shouting now).  4 times.  Maybe 5.  Do I really need the fact that I misspelled someone’s email address rubbed in my face 5 times?  I think not.  And yes, I appreciate that the Mail Delivery Subsystem has tried and tried again to do something that will never work.  But maybe just notify me again if it does work?  How ’bout that?  And in English please.

And by the way MDS (yeah – I’m talking to you) – the definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over and expect a different result.  I’m just sayin’.